Newmarket Racecourse

Truly man's best friend, horses are beloved of 12-year old girls, the Royal Family, and Spaghetti-Western movie directors for their beauty, grace, and comedy inability to spot concealed trip wires, respectively. Here in the Newmarket Racecourse, they're steered around an intentionally difficult course by devilish midgets while a mixture of scruffy gambling addicts and ludicrously-behatted toffs bay for blood at 'The Home of Racing'. Being a horse must be rubbish. Click here to buy itchyCambridge, the UK's best-selling guide to what's on in Cambridge, including hotels, restaurants, clubs, bars, and shopping.

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