La Tasca
Most of the time when you say you're going to a 'tapas' restaurant, people will think you said 'topless' restaurant and get excited very excited. Then you have to correct the misunderstanding and explain that a tapas restaurant specializes in serving small plates of Spanish food to share with your dining companions. You'll then also mention La Tasca's infamous sparkling Sangria and the fiesta-like hum that seems to invade the place at all hours. The far-away look in their eyes quickly leaves and they nod and agree that is sounds wonderful and delicious but for your information, deep down they're still thinking about tits.

